happy-fourth-of-july Stories - Hail to the Orange
God Bless America, Happy Fourth of July.
Eat some hot dogs, drink some beers and blow some shit up. It is your God given right as an American. Do it for the flag, do it for George Washington and Abe Lincoln and Billy Mays. Devour as many different excesses as you can, as fast as you can. Lets all follow the example of great American hero...
For Your Fourth: Wiffleball
If you're at work, please take a half day and go home to play some Wiffleball. It's what the Founding Fathers would have done.
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