Hey. How are you tonight?

Hi.

I saw you sitting at the other end of the bar and you looked lonely. I thought I'd come say hi.

I look familiar? You might have seen me before, yes. I've done some things on television. But let's not talk about that right now, let's talk about you. Why do you look so sad?

You've been with your partner eight years? That's impressive. It's hard for a man to make that kind of commitment, isn't it? What seems to be the problem?

Ahh...the spark is gone. I hear that all the time. That first year, it's all sparks, and everything is so fun and new. Then things start to get stale.

All those little problems get exacerbated, don't they? The little things that you thought you could learn to love...they just start to wear on you, right?

Yeah, I suppose I am kind of famous in my own way...you've probably seen my work. Here, I've got a video on my phone.

Yes, that's right, I'm THAT Shaka. I know, I hate telling people who I am, it sort of ruins the moment.

What's that? You've been looking for and waiting for ME? I mean, that's really flattering. I mean, really flattering. But what about you and your partner? And what about me? I'm pretty attached too, in case you didn't notice.

I mean, it certainly sounds like it's over, you're right. It really sounds like you've moved on...but does he know?

Sure, I get it...you guys can offer me so much more, and I'm SURE you would be really good to me...

OK. Why don't we just head back to my hotel room and talk about it?