Jonathan Brown Suspended
One way to play defense (via MrBenzduck)
The wait to see what might happen to Illini linebacker Jonathan Brown is over. After his crack at the walnuts of Northwestern lineman Patrick Ward, Brown is receiving a one game suspension which will take place away versus Indiana. With around 6 tackles a game it should be a blow to the Illini defense. Considering it's the Hoosiers, however, this suspension could not have come at a better time.
Seeing it live, I was not completely sure what had gone down, but thanks to that marvel of instant reply and being on national television it was certain that we would see it a few times more and slowed down. My boys certainly shared in the pain of the low blow by Brown. He embarrassed his team, his school, and himself. He has since apologized to Northwestern fans regarding his actions. The quick response by Coach Zook has been hailed as fair and appropriate.
This is not, however, the first time that an Illinois-Northwestern game has come to blows and injury. One day, Willie the Wildcat decided to be a little playful with one of the Marching Illini members. Willie snuck up and took one of the hats from a band-o shortly before halftime was about to start. Unbeknownst to Willie, however, the band was just told a story about hat thieves from a road trip game to Ohio State. At the sight of a hat thief band members leapt into action yelling "Hat thief! Hat thief." A brave and brash member of the trumpet section speared Willie to the ground. The band-o got up with the hat and ran off to do half time... Willie on the other hand tried to get up but failed and had to be helped off the field. Willie eventually returned to the field... significantly taller. You see, the person inside of the Willie the Wildcat costume was none other than your typically tiny cheerleading girl... and now she had a broken leg. Upon his return from halftime to the stands, DIA members approached the band and talked to the director (Caneva at the time). They pointed up at the band member and motioned him down. He was escorted from the premises. It was the last game of his senior year. A year later the Big 10 instituted a rule that no contact was to come between mascots and opposing schools. Even a friendly and consensual goal-posting of Herky the Hawkeye ended in the band members being escorted from the stadium.
If you can't find the connection between the two stories besides the obvious injury: allow me to give it away. Both injuries occurred because those involved really wanted that damn hat.
Marching Illini Shakos are a hot commodity.
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My high school cross country team was notorious for stealing hats from York. They dominated Illinois XC every year I was in high school and were annual national title contenders. And they also wore these goofy green hats, and since we couldn’t compete with them on the course, we would just steal hats from their fans (not the team members, they’re fast and could catch us).
Just like Jonathan Brown, I’m not proud of what I did, but it’s all about the hat.
Todd Kalas wants to murder that furry green shit
by Albertrayon on Jul 23, 2009 1:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Typical thugini.
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Free Jonathan Brown
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