Its bye week, time to get some things done.
In the life of this humble blogger, bye week could not have come at a better time. Its time to catch up on a few things that have been sacrificed at the altar of sports obsession, which include my education, my personal relationships and my once Adonis like physique which has melted to the exact body one would expect from someone who spends all their time in front of a computer, in front of a tv or drinking beer and eating chick-fil-a. For the football team however its a nice time to relax, sit in front of the TV, drink some beer and do all of the things I do during a normal week.
Here are a few things I would like to see happen during this time off....
- Juice Williams, Rejus Benn and the entire set of skill players on offense be placed into suspended animation until next Thursday. I am sick and tired of being without several key players on offense, and would for once like to see what this very much hyped unit can do with all of its players not hobbled on the sideline. No more practice injuries!
- Have Terry Hawthorne train night and day for his possible new position of Safety. The secondary is 116th in the nation after 2 games, and I for one would like to see that change. If it means giving the true freshman/former WR a shot, I say go for it.
- For the D-line, go to Deralds's catering and get yourselves a sandwich, you guys have totally earned it.
- For Zook and Mike Schultz. I want you guys to watch a replay of Juice's performance in the horseshoe in 2007. It was beautiful wasn't it? Yeah, have him do that again please.
- The whole world, watch the OSU @ Toledo game this weekend. See if the Buckeyes still give up that many yards on the ground so easily and/or Terl Pryor hurts himself (crosses fingers)
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Is this open to expansion?
No? Well, I don’t care.
6. To Martez Wilson: See that dude wearing red and wearing jersey #2? He’s wearing it to mock you. He must pay.
One day, David Backes and Albert Pujols will combine forces to become the most awesome piece of violent force known to man.
by Donut King on Sep 16, 2009 12:52 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
And . . .
in lieu of TODAY’S shitty news . . . forget I even said this.
Move along, please. Nothing to see here.
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One day, David Backes and Albert Pujols will combine forces to become the most awesome piece of violent force known to man.
by Donut King on Sep 17, 2009 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
To the Co-Defensive Coordinators
Do us all a favor and resign.
That is all.
by BrosWubba on Sep 16, 2009 6:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Wilson out for the season with a herniated disk
http://www.dailyillini.com/sports/football/2009/09/17/wilson-out-for-season
"The Hawks need a lube job on their offense right now."-Pat Foley
by Bell_Boy on Sep 17, 2009 3:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
just saw that
iatoil had a fanshot on this subject:
http://www.hailtotheorange.com/2009/9/17/1035303/martez-out-for-season
"The Hawks need a lube job on their offense right now."-Pat Foley
by Bell_Boy on Sep 17, 2009 3:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

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