There is some guy named Orson or Spencer or Stranko or some other nonsense, who runs a small time intermittently updated general football blog.  Apparently the brilliant higher ups at SB Nation want to give him a spot here on the network, well I say nuts to that. Its crowded enough over here, we can't let every Tom Dick and Spencer into our proud family. Now just because he is the most recognized, respected and beloved name in College Football doesn't mean we should roll out the red carpet and let him bring his absurd humor and gargantuan traffic to the company.

Please welcome Every Day Should Be Saturday and its College Football maniac editor Orson Swindle to SBN. He will only make it better.