God Bless America, Happy Fourth of July.
by Joe Kutsunis on Jul 4, 2009 1:09 PM CDT
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PrintEat some hot dogs, drink some beers and blow some shit up. It is your God given right as an American.
Do it for the flag, do it for George Washington and Abe Lincoln and Billy Mays. Devour as many different excesses as you can, as fast as you can.
Lets all follow the example of great American hero Joey Chestnut, THREE TIME NATHANS FAMOUS HOT DOG EATING CHAMPION, and have ourselves a great 4th of July.
Gorge yourself on a heaping helping of freedom sir, America looks to you for leadership.
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