Big Ten Media days rocks so hard. With Joe Paterno.

Exactly how many coaches in America can you ask "coach tell me about your new hip..." Just one, its Joe Paterno, the only reason this media press conference/propaganda festival exists.

He has already said that he has players that will more than likely have players start that he has never seen play.

If you listen  carefully, you can hear him throw Morelli under the bus for never amounting to anything as a player.

And no, before you ask, Joe is not going anywhere, with every season that goes by, I become more and more convinced that Joe will outlive all of us. His regime has lasted nearly as long as Castro.

Joe Pa for all of the Clint Eastwood in Gran Torino reputation  that he has, does still keep it classy. He is stepping up to the plate for Bobby Bowden having his wins revoked. He believes they are making a scapegoat out of Bowden and thinks its wrong to take any wins away from him.

Another reason I like Joe Pa, he still uses the term"got licked" when talking about a football team losing.

Next up Kirk "Uncle Money Bags" Ferentz