Lunch is over! Big Ten media days storms on!

Jim Tressel is on the dias right now, and the entire room is being lulled to sleep by his hypnotic monotone voice. He claims to be "a little bit of a traditionalist" which is among the greatest understatements of the day.

You have to feel for new Purdue coach Danny Hope, who took the stage exactly 15 mins after the break for lunch was announced. Sure you are a first year coach on a team with very low expectations, but did he really have to take the stage while 90% of the media is off stuffing its face?

Brewster is absolutely jacked about playing USC next year. Which is impressive, because that team can deal out a pitiless beat down and keep it up well past a blow out. I know, I have seen it. Good luck sir.

Jim Tressel has an incredible ability to talk for 25 minutes and not actually say anything. He just left the stage and I have no idea what I saw. He is the  speaking equivalent to a drunken blackout. more to come soon. Second lunch break is up.

Indiana's coach Lynch is up next, desperately trying to convince me that Indiana will be better this year. Among the improvements? A new edition to the stadium and an academic center for the players. Not enough for you how about a pistol offense? Yeah that sounds good,. Power football! Run downhill! Let the kids play! Football Cliche's!

Apparently USF sold out Indiana for a home and home with Florida State, it is tough to be a Hoosier sometimes.

Lynch tours the Fraternities and Sororities to reconnect with the students. He then makes a creepy statement about the enjoying the sororities more. cool dude.

Mark Dantonio up next.