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Michigan offensive linemen clearly taking women's self defense course.

Since I was up in the press box, I am just a bit late to seeing this item. We all know Corey Liuget, he is our large and forceful defensive tackle that played one of his best games ever yesterday. He beat up on that Michigan offensive line in the second half, he mugged them, scared their children, and then attempted to assault them. Or at least that must be the case, given that Michigan O-lineman Mark Ortmann felt it necessary to take a shot at Liuget's family jewels while the the defensive standout was celebrating his fumble recovery. Clearly Ortmann thought that Liuget had stolen his purse rather the football, because the women's self defense instincts took over and Ortmann defended himself the only way he knew how.

Here is video from the incident, the nut punch takes place right before the camera change. If you listen closely you can almost hear Ortmann yell, "THATS MY PURSE, I DONT KNOW YOU!"

 

Here is perhaps a more accurate recreation of the event.

 

(All Glory and Hat tips be to the Wiz of Odds and Micheal David Smith)

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haha bobby

also, i didn’t see that during the game, but i’m surprised a bigger deal hasn’t been made of it. maybe it’s not a big deal, and/or maybe it was just overshadowed by the u of fl eye gouging incident

by Mike Wazowski on Nov 2, 2009 12:42 PM CST reply actions  

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